Clair, given the amount of time you've likely been complianced, if you were going to hurt any of us, I think you would have by now. ...Under normal circumstances, not under strange spider bites, that is.

[Nice to know that at least someone will say it to Carolina straight up but let Malcolm flail about making a fucking fool of himself for ages without saying anything.]

And since I can be cured, and others, then clearly you ought to be next up on the list. Coffee? Tea? Biscuit?