You shaved because of this? [How was he supposed to noticed York had even shaved? Did he have some peach fuzz growing in?] Was I supposed to noticed your backside while you sit?
[You know what, this sounds like a good time for pizza. He is going to just have some pizza now, yes. Just good old plain cheese. ...Okay there's pineapple on it so sue him. Pizza and beer. Yep. Sure is a distraction from making himself look more foolish (if that's even possible).]
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[You know what, this sounds like a good time for pizza. He is going to just have some pizza now, yes. Just good old plain cheese. ...Okay there's pineapple on it so sue him. Pizza and beer. Yep. Sure is a distraction from making himself look more foolish (if that's even possible).]